Dog Snot Diaries

I’ve been off working up the certification chain. If you live in New England, pop on up to Jumptown. It’s a great group of sky diving enthusiasts, very friendly and eager to share their knowledge. It doesn’t matter what your certification level is, or if you’ve never jumped at all. They offer lessons, coaching, tandem jumps, and everything in between.

Am I the only one that thinks this is insane?

They’re just so entertaining. Bored? Looking for something to cheer you up? Need a good chuckle? Hop on YouTube and google moonbat videos.

What is infesting our water supply that’s suddenly causing this rainbow phenomenon?

There are just too many great quotes here not to post them.

“Was I speeding?”

“My wife said if I didn’t go to the store and get her a beer, she was gonna stab me in the face.”

“How long have you been on the lawnmower? About 2 weeks, my truck is broke.”

“I know mah rights! I know mah rights!”

“Is it illegal to cut grass?!?”

“What the hell? Mah wife’s gonna kick your ass!”

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I had a blast again this year. I did things a little different. I showed up 3 days early. The quiet time was a blast. I needed the relaxation. The drunken debauchery began Friday night and continued through early Sunday morning. We were more subdued this year, but alas, we’ll be looking for another campground for next year’s reunion.

Boo Hoo. You’re illegal and upset? Start swimming, Pedro.

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking retard. It’s embarrassing that someone of your obvious ignorance can make it to a position of power.

I’ve gotten lazy. This will be my first year out of a tent.

Surprised? I’m not. The louder a politician cries CHANGE, the deeper he’s seated in “same old, same old”. Obama teaches Constitutional law? Not very well, it would seem.